It Sees. It Knows. It Is Cured.
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The Ham already knows.
Every website you visit can see your IP address, approximate location, browser type, operating system, screen resolution, and a unique canvas fingerprint that follows you across the internet even in incognito mode. The All Seeing Ham reveals all of this — and what to do about it — through the ancient art of divine porcine prophecy. The internet's most entertaining browser privacy test and digital exposure checker.
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…The Ham pauses. It sees something else.
Something you did not come here for.
A different problem. Yes. Oh yes.